The best nights are filled with deep conversation and deep penetration.
Anonymous → If you weren't a youtuber, what would you rather be??


A hooker probably

Don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.
(via lucyquin)
It took him 67 days and one really disgusting batch of pancakes, but Marshall had come back from the dead. Because while baseball, strippers and guns can help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart is time.
Future Ted 


i was going to lick your pussy but then….i saw…… hair!!!!image-some shit one of them lame ass guys you are obsessed with would probably say

I’m not really sure why. But… do you stop loving someone just because they betray you? I don’t think so. That’s what makes the betrayal hurt so much - pain, frustration, anger… and I still loved her. I still do.
Brandon Sanderson